Sunday, July 28, 2013

Facetwitetiquette - How to Suck at Facebook and Twitter


Facebook

What not to do on Facebook

The constant Gardener, Mafia Hitman, Virtual Pet Owner, or Whatever

the updates and invites never end...

The Bad Marketer

become a fan, join my group, comment on one of my million updates...

The Crude Photo Tagger

tagging everything from that party last night you don't remember to taking shots off of a girls belly button.

The Rash

following you around commenting on all your posts and liking every photo...

The Unfiltered

they post everything and anything...

The Most Popular Person EVAR

inviting everyone to everything...

The Twitterfied

linking twitter updates to Facebook flooding their profile with meaningless tweets...

The Bored Quizzer

taking every quiz available...

The Passive Aggressor

posting well thought out updates without mentioning names...

The Annoyingly Proud Parent

using their child as their profile pic...

Twitter

What not to do on Twitter

The Unproductive Tweeter

tweets updating every minute...

The Retweeter

retweeting everything they see...

The Conversationalist

bouncing back and forth between one person...

The Untweeter

Tweeting from Foursquare, tweetmeme, or the like...