Facetwitetiquette - How to Suck at Facebook and Twitter

Facebook

What not to do on Facebook

	The constant Gardener, Mafia Hitman, Virtual Pet Owner, or Whatever the updates and invites never end...
	The Bad Marketer become a fan, join my group, comment on one of my million updates...
	The Crude Photo Tagger tagging everything from that party last night you don't remember to taking shots off of a girls belly button.
	The Rash following you around commenting on all your posts and liking every photo...
	The Unfiltered they post everything and anything...
	The Most Popular Person EVAR inviting everyone to everything...
	The Twitterfied linking twitter updates to Facebook flooding their profile with meaningless tweets...
	The Bored Quizzer taking every quiz available...
	The Passive Aggressor posting well thought out updates without mentioning names...
	The Annoyingly Proud Parent using their child as their profile pic...

Twitter

What not to do on Twitter

	The Unproductive Tweeter tweets updating every minute...
	The Retweeter retweeting everything they see...
	The Conversationalist bouncing back and forth between one person...
	The Untweeter Tweeting from Foursquare, tweetmeme, or the like...